#I cannot properly convey to you the sheer delight I felt when I read Von Ballsack in a list of pretentious Germanic surnames

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I’ve decided to write an outsider pov fic for merthur week, which has given me the opportunity to invent a new knight-hopeful to join the Round Table.

Everyone please give a warm welcome to my son: Sir Rufus Bartholomew Aurelius Leopoldus Von Balluseck, third of his name, known to his friends as the gallant Sir Bart.